*wires jaw shut*

So someone on the Weight Watchers message board that I regularly post on posted a link to Self Magazine's "Happy Weight Calculator".

Let's just say it probably won't make you happy.

I feel like such crap right now.

Am I not supposed to be happy because I need to lose thirty pounds? Am I really that much overweight? Who determines that I will be happy at that weight?

Who over there at Self Magazine is qualified enough to tell me what *I* should weigh?

I hate you Self Magazine. Go to hell.